Singing is a science, we can talk anytime, anywhere, anytime, anywhere can not sing. No environment does not open mouth, not depressed, word, and no applause not to face, no hh sister is not fun if you have a relaxing and beautiful stage, in front of a or sprouting or soft, or proud, or Johnson's various sister, you will not dare, but you must want to go, right?
Meng sister sing Figure
Now, this can only be in the mind of the scene is YY Cool Dog KTV-style to enjoy; audience applause mm Idol fan system brings powerful interactive experience; accompany the singing of the Japanese soft-mei mm AVATAR shape and numerous players to give me a sister hh
Meng Mei, otaku what is not seeking, as we all know, no explanation. or to take a look at this to the power of consideration, able to walk two advantages over the screen.
Players Cool Comment: This game has a fantastic picture is so cartoon-style, so that after landing the game, workaday LORI are small, soft sister, Meng sister, proud Kinds , glasses, regardless of your mother hh reality we are wretched uncle or shine otaku, entered the game incarnation of all kinds are too sportsman Yigai! look at the role of big eyes that blinked a few times, decided to enter the game after the first sentence is: my sister, to pain me!
to a row of sprouting sister
smart tune bass treble Jieneng
cool singing dog . It on the collection and analysis of the human voice down to the semitone, and to accurate analysis of the vocal rhythm, pitch and sound stability, in addition, Smart Sound Barebone range can be adjusted according to the player, so that the treble and bass easier.
Players Cool Comment: Every time they sing I cried and asked my heart: my parents, all this is for God, Ma? play Figure
Games DIY tune their voice when the bell ring
release and so on. but ultimately want, it is MP3 tools, such as the dog cool music, mobile phones, MP3 MP4hh
Players Cool Comments: This function also need to say anything? as a phone, direct slap in the past: You have the ability to sing a try!
【characteristics lens 360. no dead self】
players were singing in a stage when the system will be leap.
Players Cool Comment: I love the pout, I love the self-timer 45-degree angle, but my hand is always playing the game not compatible with the game camera hh handsome like Kota sister never know! Well now, this capture close-ups give me the game, though the computer is too close-up. However, do not forget the hand we liberated ~ sister to brother's photo does not?
【social system like it to be my sister!】
behavior in player interaction, ;; can indulge one stage alone, but also many people competing against Biao Song, but also between the idol Health Warning!
Players Cool Comment: I appearance than Tak Wah, sound like a buddy, such as the Orioles during the day and singing on the tree, If the valley nightingale singing at night, singing in particular, the intoxicating drink hh 4 hours online each day, sister, do I like it, seeking contacts!
concert modes couple box 【more】 sweet
model, providing single-mode training mode and many concerts, many of them singing mode is also included So where players can find their own singing style, which is >-home family is, there is nothing more to force you sister?
cool dog
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Review of My 2009 and 2010, it is 2011 and the future of my life the most ...
Review of My 2009 and 2010, it was for my future life in 2011 and the most strong and give power!!!
A long way in life, always have a lot of people and things that accompany you to witness, Every day we deal with different people do different things, and this is our spiritual path, we can not predict the exact future, but we can give yourself and create a better tomorrow.
rain and the road of life ups and downs of salt, that is integrated with a variety of flavors, I call it the > Life is always a goal, the pursuit of life is progress, I hope my progress every day. the dead of night when, looking back past, it is another kind of taste and feel. I believe that my every step is I shop the way forward, I will go more numbers. Review of My 2009 and 2010, I believe this and the previous two years, so many years is the future of my life in 2011 and the most strong and give power!!!
I will build on the original, higher level.
1. believe that tomorrow is another day! because of the love and good mood, so life is good good! 2009-01 -06 19:03:28
2. To dignitaries in front of people, we must first people to suffer in order after the dignitaries in front of people, we must first people to suffer after 2009-01-07 19:03:43
3. have the strength before attractive, good hero character. Jiuxiao boys and children can be washed ambition, a real man aspirations could swallow the universe. / missing / strength have the charm, good hero character. Jiuxiao boys and children can be washed ambitions, aspirations can be a real man to swallow the universe. 2009-02-01 13:54:41
4. Canglongwohu flamboyant never surrender and never stop! we are here is to help each other progress, and to a better tomorrow! Canglongwohu flamboyant never surrender and never stop! We are here is to help each other and progress together, in order to better tomorrow! 2009-09-13 17:15:58
5. life is for rent in front of the dream, the ideal is far away, life is as expected, with strength only attractive, good hero character. life is for rent in front of the dream, the ideal is far away, life is so expected, there is strength only charm, good hero character. 2009-11-20 16:11 : 43
6. the new year the new weather, I will be strong this year Longtenghuyue development. have a strong charm, good hero character.
7. without a soul of Brazil, in not skip the messy kicking game is still in the dance the samba? ultimately perform for others in the dance, the miracle did not come but sent a chill this summer, look, I have tears! There is no soul Brazil, in the messy clueless in the kicking game or dance the samba? ultimately perform for others in the dance, the miracle did not come but sent a chill on this summer night, I see tears a!
2010-07-03 08:53:51
8. I try to create their own future, they should seek to understand what their own, what should do and what not to do. a word to do An interesting life, your life meaningful? always ask myself, all just for a better self. I try to create their own future, they should understand what the pursuit of their own, what should do and what not to do. make a meaningful sentence of life in your life make sense? always ask yourself, only better yourself all. 2010-07-05 08:02:47
9. the city, the street, only to see the line color shuttle in the busy rush of people. see only that the tree made of reinforced concrete high-rise buildings and walls, siege around the circle, the airless, hot summer that had burned to the tender heart, people have insensitive and not panic was. the city, the street, only to see the shuttle in the busy bustling of people. see is that the tree made of reinforced concrete high-rise buildings and walls, siege around the circle, the airless, scorching Summer has already burned it to the tender heart, people are apathetic and not panic was. 2010-07-06 09:19:28
10. your soft your hands, like the brush spring Fu Liu, collect all the overall not enough, the world can only do you have. 2010-07-08 09:29:50
11. sunny, very nice. pale face the day without knowing where to start. life is so silent consumption, look the infinite sky, lonely piece of heaven, overlooking the wide expanse of land, lost a King. inner desolation, such as youthful, Cangsang the, worth of tenderness, the worth of sadness, desperation. 2010-07-09 14:48:49
12 . Life is still there tomorrow, go with the flow, to tomorrow, into the future, to success, to the heart. any of the flowers to see spring and autumn. 2010-07-09 14:52:22
13. Poverty longing for change, but I'm here still no change. What changed? modifications, this is not a little hard to yourself, never blocking the road themselves, so he is no turning back, only the most drastic to survivor. do not such a sink for men, born of hardship died Lok. 2010-07-10 08:04:49
14. In this sigh, He Yikan? 2010-07-10 08:05:33
15 . want to go out for a ride! circulate some fresh air, people in this very low simmer. Youlong will patrol, who go hand in hand with me? 2010-07-11 17:52:06
16. odorless life, consumption of my youth. sitting watching the rain to listen to mine heart helpless melancholy. every day, where? under heavy rain can not? 2010-08-01 16:42:35
17. My current goal is to before the end of the world in this city have a good house of their own. I struggle, I look forward to. to success and how far away from this. 2010-08-05 09:20:31
18. life is a lively life, I will be strong this year Longtenghuyue development. have a strong charisma, great hero character. 2010-08-18 23:17:25 Life is lively life, I will be in this the vigorous development of the year Longtenghuyue. have the strength have charm, good hero character.
19. life is off the chess no regrets, no regrets in this life, few really? your students will never regret this? in the back , stroke, life years, success or a failure has been in vain. 2010-09-04 15:52:45
20. project has entered the final of the tough fight, and win the final victory. My outlook of life will be here to embarked on the next target! 2010-09-06 15:40:50
21. trance, worry, sorrow, and my business, my heart Rouran to the sky. Hero Ruoyu tree fame, required front. The great ambition there, Ji Yun-Fan economic sea. 2010-09-08 16:24:05
22. the promise of adult commitment, put down the love, let my life treatment. Some things do not exist already, I should not should not be! life is too much frustration, too much emotion. with the previous say baby. 2010-09-11 14:49:55
23. where the weather is fine, autumn, autumn taste gradually thick, quietly thinking what should be and look forward to some gains, in this state called it: Thoughts in Autumn and harvest it. autumn cool autumn autumn long, people coming and going of people busy. 2010-09-14 23:27: 07
24. Some of life may not touch the flat, hard to forget, the heart to do in the faint pain, Good heart, a pain! line my whole life. 2010-09-24 23:13:26 Some life may not touch the flat, hard to forget, the heart to do in the faint pain, Good heart, a pain! line my whole life.
25. waved his hand, I have to go. not take a cloud, as I gently, and perhaps the beginning of the next one to leave, I look forward to. now here to say bye! 2010-10-03 12:29:19
26 upset to steal food are stolen, and what fun . Life hundred thousand turn back, I will point the way where? is now in a rest period, ready to ready to go. 2010-10-08 11:48:39
27. day Heights broad, too many to temptation, not escape endless torture. sin sin, can not not be, Buddha, God help me. to open up, open up. 2010-10-11 09:06:03
28. is the edge, or copies? is rubbing shoulders moment, or smooth? is stopped, or must identify? my soul, my person, I now have a loss. 2010-10-14 17:48:03 is the edge, or copies? is rubbing shoulders moment, or smooth sailing? is stopped or must identify? my soul, my person, I now have a loss.
29. efforts to try to change, pressure, pressure, should not give up. can we talk about, easier said than done? sort out their own I believe that everything is no problem, believe in yourself! 2010-10-15 19:51:46 hard, try to change, pressure, pressure, should not give up. can we talk about, easier said than done? order myself, I believe that nothing has problems, believe in yourself!
30. a person lives, a person over a person's life, the lonely watcher, keep looking. still the real me, listen to the song not necessary, I still have to go hard. damn bite tongue. 2010-11-11 21:29:35
31. laugh arena, we must!!! laugh arena, we must! !! 2010-12-02 15:22:50
32. If you still remember those days, remember the original determination under the dark, then the bar all of this all together into a force to motivate yourself and never let up. is not too number of words, not recover past, not wait many more. 2010-12-09 23:06:25
33. I bet tomorrow to get youth, devote two or three years inspirational, to the ideal, to the former (the money ), three-year trial of gold needed, the three set by the absolute dive. overtime Come on!!! 2010-12-12 22:41:47
34. wife is a tree, be sure to hold; is a bird lover , do not feed; wife is a treasure, you make so much noise she was noisy; grass lover, who pulled whom ran; say the roots of good, does not quarrel is not running, is not easy to find. 2010-12-1419: 52:32
35. what can not, as long as life exists, as long as optimistic and positive attitude and indomitable spirit, everything is nothing. grow, mature, experienced the baptism of wind and frost, I will be more strong, my heart fly! own way, their own grasp. 2010-12-27 02:32:58
36. After a day is night, the days can not sit there straight fingers over the number, the end of the year-end is another day year. my youth, I can keep the number? left what? can do? wish my youth colorful, no regrets! 2010-12-28 20:35:21
see also seen, said to have a lot to say, you speak from the mentality of it! Come join us together to the edge! over a day is night, the days can not sit there straight fingers over the number of , end of the year-end another day another year. my youth, I can keep the number? left what? can do? wish my youth colorful, no regrets! believe tomorrow is a good day! because of love and good mood, so life is good good!
A long way in life, always have a lot of people and things that accompany you to witness, Every day we deal with different people do different things, and this is our spiritual path, we can not predict the exact future, but we can give yourself and create a better tomorrow.
rain and the road of life ups and downs of salt, that is integrated with a variety of flavors, I call it the > Life is always a goal, the pursuit of life is progress, I hope my progress every day. the dead of night when, looking back past, it is another kind of taste and feel. I believe that my every step is I shop the way forward, I will go more numbers. Review of My 2009 and 2010, I believe this and the previous two years, so many years is the future of my life in 2011 and the most strong and give power!!!
I will build on the original, higher level.
1. believe that tomorrow is another day! because of the love and good mood, so life is good good! 2009-01 -06 19:03:28
2. To dignitaries in front of people, we must first people to suffer in order after the dignitaries in front of people, we must first people to suffer after 2009-01-07 19:03:43
3. have the strength before attractive, good hero character. Jiuxiao boys and children can be washed ambition, a real man aspirations could swallow the universe. / missing / strength have the charm, good hero character. Jiuxiao boys and children can be washed ambitions, aspirations can be a real man to swallow the universe. 2009-02-01 13:54:41
4. Canglongwohu flamboyant never surrender and never stop! we are here is to help each other progress, and to a better tomorrow! Canglongwohu flamboyant never surrender and never stop! We are here is to help each other and progress together, in order to better tomorrow! 2009-09-13 17:15:58
5. life is for rent in front of the dream, the ideal is far away, life is as expected, with strength only attractive, good hero character. life is for rent in front of the dream, the ideal is far away, life is so expected, there is strength only charm, good hero character. 2009-11-20 16:11 : 43
6. the new year the new weather, I will be strong this year Longtenghuyue development. have a strong charm, good hero character.
7. without a soul of Brazil, in not skip the messy kicking game is still in the dance the samba? ultimately perform for others in the dance, the miracle did not come but sent a chill this summer, look, I have tears! There is no soul Brazil, in the messy clueless in the kicking game or dance the samba? ultimately perform for others in the dance, the miracle did not come but sent a chill on this summer night, I see tears a!
2010-07-03 08:53:51
8. I try to create their own future, they should seek to understand what their own, what should do and what not to do. a word to do An interesting life, your life meaningful? always ask myself, all just for a better self. I try to create their own future, they should understand what the pursuit of their own, what should do and what not to do. make a meaningful sentence of life in your life make sense? always ask yourself, only better yourself all. 2010-07-05 08:02:47
9. the city, the street, only to see the line color shuttle in the busy rush of people. see only that the tree made of reinforced concrete high-rise buildings and walls, siege around the circle, the airless, hot summer that had burned to the tender heart, people have insensitive and not panic was. the city, the street, only to see the shuttle in the busy bustling of people. see is that the tree made of reinforced concrete high-rise buildings and walls, siege around the circle, the airless, scorching Summer has already burned it to the tender heart, people are apathetic and not panic was. 2010-07-06 09:19:28
10. your soft your hands, like the brush spring Fu Liu, collect all the overall not enough, the world can only do you have. 2010-07-08 09:29:50
11. sunny, very nice. pale face the day without knowing where to start. life is so silent consumption, look the infinite sky, lonely piece of heaven, overlooking the wide expanse of land, lost a King. inner desolation, such as youthful, Cangsang the, worth of tenderness, the worth of sadness, desperation. 2010-07-09 14:48:49
12 . Life is still there tomorrow, go with the flow, to tomorrow, into the future, to success, to the heart. any of the flowers to see spring and autumn. 2010-07-09 14:52:22
13. Poverty longing for change, but I'm here still no change. What changed? modifications, this is not a little hard to yourself, never blocking the road themselves, so he is no turning back, only the most drastic to survivor. do not such a sink for men, born of hardship died Lok. 2010-07-10 08:04:49
14. In this sigh, He Yikan? 2010-07-10 08:05:33
15 . want to go out for a ride! circulate some fresh air, people in this very low simmer. Youlong will patrol, who go hand in hand with me? 2010-07-11 17:52:06
16. odorless life, consumption of my youth. sitting watching the rain to listen to mine heart helpless melancholy. every day, where? under heavy rain can not? 2010-08-01 16:42:35
17. My current goal is to before the end of the world in this city have a good house of their own. I struggle, I look forward to. to success and how far away from this. 2010-08-05 09:20:31
18. life is a lively life, I will be strong this year Longtenghuyue development. have a strong charisma, great hero character. 2010-08-18 23:17:25 Life is lively life, I will be in this the vigorous development of the year Longtenghuyue. have the strength have charm, good hero character.
19. life is off the chess no regrets, no regrets in this life, few really? your students will never regret this? in the back , stroke, life years, success or a failure has been in vain. 2010-09-04 15:52:45
20. project has entered the final of the tough fight, and win the final victory. My outlook of life will be here to embarked on the next target! 2010-09-06 15:40:50
21. trance, worry, sorrow, and my business, my heart Rouran to the sky. Hero Ruoyu tree fame, required front. The great ambition there, Ji Yun-Fan economic sea. 2010-09-08 16:24:05
22. the promise of adult commitment, put down the love, let my life treatment. Some things do not exist already, I should not should not be! life is too much frustration, too much emotion. with the previous say baby. 2010-09-11 14:49:55
23. where the weather is fine, autumn, autumn taste gradually thick, quietly thinking what should be and look forward to some gains, in this state called it: Thoughts in Autumn and harvest it. autumn cool autumn autumn long, people coming and going of people busy. 2010-09-14 23:27: 07
24. Some of life may not touch the flat, hard to forget, the heart to do in the faint pain, Good heart, a pain! line my whole life. 2010-09-24 23:13:26 Some life may not touch the flat, hard to forget, the heart to do in the faint pain, Good heart, a pain! line my whole life.
25. waved his hand, I have to go. not take a cloud, as I gently, and perhaps the beginning of the next one to leave, I look forward to. now here to say bye! 2010-10-03 12:29:19
26 upset to steal food are stolen, and what fun . Life hundred thousand turn back, I will point the way where? is now in a rest period, ready to ready to go. 2010-10-08 11:48:39
27. day Heights broad, too many to temptation, not escape endless torture. sin sin, can not not be, Buddha, God help me. to open up, open up. 2010-10-11 09:06:03
28. is the edge, or copies? is rubbing shoulders moment, or smooth? is stopped, or must identify? my soul, my person, I now have a loss. 2010-10-14 17:48:03 is the edge, or copies? is rubbing shoulders moment, or smooth sailing? is stopped or must identify? my soul, my person, I now have a loss.
29. efforts to try to change, pressure, pressure, should not give up. can we talk about, easier said than done? sort out their own I believe that everything is no problem, believe in yourself! 2010-10-15 19:51:46 hard, try to change, pressure, pressure, should not give up. can we talk about, easier said than done? order myself, I believe that nothing has problems, believe in yourself!
30. a person lives, a person over a person's life, the lonely watcher, keep looking. still the real me, listen to the song not necessary, I still have to go hard. damn bite tongue. 2010-11-11 21:29:35
31. laugh arena, we must!!! laugh arena, we must! !! 2010-12-02 15:22:50
32. If you still remember those days, remember the original determination under the dark, then the bar all of this all together into a force to motivate yourself and never let up. is not too number of words, not recover past, not wait many more. 2010-12-09 23:06:25
33. I bet tomorrow to get youth, devote two or three years inspirational, to the ideal, to the former (the money ), three-year trial of gold needed, the three set by the absolute dive. overtime Come on!!! 2010-12-12 22:41:47
34. wife is a tree, be sure to hold; is a bird lover , do not feed; wife is a treasure, you make so much noise she was noisy; grass lover, who pulled whom ran; say the roots of good, does not quarrel is not running, is not easy to find. 2010-12-1419: 52:32
35. what can not, as long as life exists, as long as optimistic and positive attitude and indomitable spirit, everything is nothing. grow, mature, experienced the baptism of wind and frost, I will be more strong, my heart fly! own way, their own grasp. 2010-12-27 02:32:58
36. After a day is night, the days can not sit there straight fingers over the number, the end of the year-end is another day year. my youth, I can keep the number? left what? can do? wish my youth colorful, no regrets! 2010-12-28 20:35:21
see also seen, said to have a lot to say, you speak from the mentality of it! Come join us together to the edge! over a day is night, the days can not sit there straight fingers over the number of , end of the year-end another day another year. my youth, I can keep the number? left what? can do? wish my youth colorful, no regrets! believe tomorrow is a good day! because of love and good mood, so life is good good!
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
E-commerce in 2010 the fire of God what is best for most horse power!
E-commerce in 2010 the hottest horse God? What is best for power! Answer is undoubtedly: buy Network!
Buy nets like springing out of a Bay, and instantly buy thousands of websites in a short period of time each day, 3 The rate of growth. limited time discount purchase online merchants products or services, the first payment experience. with the lowest cost to reach the largest network marketing clients, not only meet the promotional needs of small and medium businesses feature, letting consumers who have tasted the benefits. But in this Red Sea, how many thousands of his pocket, tens of thousands of ambitious young people have joined thousands of major corporations buy battle site, which attracted many people want to use an open market rate That is what this trick trick? It's Swordsman in This move is not workable. soon to be net ; Group Po spend 200 million year-end network and a large feedback! away free 1000 tickets, 5000 tickets (discounted cash gift) , arranged in three-generation Lottery, Po net discount of 1,000 yuan in cash, I need cash. Please join members of this sweepstakes must fill in your name and contact information. second prize prizes: tickets, discount amount is 200 yuan! received second prize will have direct access to the group of 200 Po net discounted cash I need cash. Please join members of this sweepstakes must fill in your name and contact information. also ensure that the customer's winning rate and authenticity. completely fair to do the public. And this issue to participate in group buy Fuzhou Bao net net account can participate in a lucky draw every day, every day the chance, yesterday participated in, and today you can participate.
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1, the second draw, Mission 1000 Po network will send tickets, 5000 tickets, discount for cash presented.
2, to participate in activities, you can get The lottery center center inquiries.
3, invite your friends too draw additional number: invite your special friends the link to your friends, as long as your friends to register and participate in lucky draw, you can draw an additional No. 2, but no invitation rebate. invited the more the greater the probability of winning.
4, in order to expedite the payment of prizes to each winner's hands, this issue will be unified into cash prizes, airline tickets winner directly by the group discount of 1,000 yuan in cash Po network, train tickets directly from the group winner will be discounted 200 Po net cash.
buy site to get attention, get the customer really is a lot of ways, 0 RMB draw recommended rebates, credit protection, but even if the same burst of large domestic buy site had problems. Who can really keep customers of Fuzhou, often to buy Site See the latest information, often under the single purchase of products and services? looked at Mission Po network, from website design, business selection, service, etc., all reflect the interests of customers as the center of a large group momentum, I believe can truly treasure for the sake of consumers in the group network, the future will certainly bring to consumers to a different surprise.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Rita Wang
Power the moment, how do you look at the past The best inspiration to those trapped in the pain of pregnancy of the moment, but that moment, but also thanks to my teacher Jin Tielin, he gave me the confidence and strength, so I do not obliterate the arts center, he said a word has become my motto: Party secretary Xiao Yayu, word is, Zhuzhou Municipal Bureau of Culture of the new cadres Chen. There a in the eyes of star
2003 9 months, the famous composer Xu Peidong to Changsha, Hunan, lectures on the king to give a high evaluation of Rita, he said: there are hundreds of folk songs have his voice, there are images, but can out of it? impossible, very few people out, have a remarkable ability to work hard, to seize the opportunities. Rita is a very powerful king, She tension, range width, pitch to B, a very wide range, equivalent to two octaves is full, so not many people ah. I pay attention to the creation of singing, my songs are in the 8-10 degrees between, I like the singing ability of the people.
Speaking Xu Peidong teacher, Rita sighed deeply, and Xu is my art teacher has a remarkable influence on the road mentor, I remember when I was in elementary school, especially like sing the There will be personality
charm, with the sincere will have artistic skills. This year, I had seen him going to teach me to sing a song, simply tailored with me, and I really like it. < br> flying out of the military since childhood lark
Wang Rita wanted to soldiers, perhaps affected by the mother. my mother always said, 14 years old when the literary soldiers were brushed down his life unable to do so. Army Arts exam, this subject matter as the king of Rita improvisation piece, performed Realistic .2002 August, over the years wish came true, when she came to the camp received 3 months of military training, she found it hard soldier troops stationed in Shanxi, a hill into the ditch, pressure is very low, coupled with lack of acclimatization, diet not used to seeing the body of a support no less than every day, had to rely on medication to maintain oxygen, is a kind of cook could not stand to have to each days to supply her with an egg. she was particularly moved, so no matter how uncomfortable, she insisted, and other soldiers every morning, like get up at five points with 4 minutes, folded quilt, and then running training hard every day in addition to completing the training, but also for the officers and soldiers Wang Rita performed daily, each time she would commit yourself to a good concert every song, so that the training of officers and men more than happy, happy. Each show the troops under Wang Rita always very careful to get the troops home. After a year of military life, her whim, I am a glorious female, especially in uniform power and prestige, why not have a voice to express their songs? so you have a famous songwriter, the third China Golden Eagle TV Art theme song, Xu Peidong vice president of the Fiesta.
last ten days of the Seventh China's Golden Bell Award for Vocal Group concluded the final in Guangzhou. In the highest threshold of this industry-recognized event, many new faces in the audience actually surprised to find a familiar face She is the young singer in China - Wang Xiang sister, Rita. and the second entry of the king of Rita did not disappoint viewers who like her, the vocal group, the only national gold medal into her arms.
back in 2001 years, or new people to participate in the inaugural King of Rita Golden Bell Award, and winning a bronze medal in the excellent results, external evaluation, Hunan folk singers and successors. again after a lapse of 8 years to participate in the current highest-vocal event Rita's many friends around the king would not recognize, he
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believe that the current king of Rita's body position to participate in the competition without different from the adventure, voice was hesitant to Rita King, Rita King, but eventually took his plate. Another entry to the king to make a decision because Rita is in June this year, she opened his own solo concerts, as well as her graduate school concert. < br> The King of Rita is the Propaganda Department of the Arts Council by the General Political Department to submit the players, the game 10 days to over five hurdles. Although the stage has been performed in numerous sessions, have experienced such a large-scale performances Spring Festival Gala But the face of such a serious event Golden Bell Awards, Wang Rita admitted there will be a little nervous. the final night, when a big red dress and appearance of the king of Rita on stage, the audience will warm the audience buying tickets to the drum from their hands by virtue of their excellent play sound, 13 showed the judges the same time is a fraction - 9.89 pm, the undisputed king of Rita to a game-high points in this tournament folk group will be the only gold medal in the bag in. After the game, as the Li Gu Yi, deputy director of the jury, but also came with a strong accent from his congratulations to the fellow, 4 Hunan Flower Drum Opera professional art school of training, 8 years China Conservatory of Music undergraduate, graduate of the forging, the General Political Department Song and Dance 6 years service life for the soldiers
1978, the king of Rita was born in Xiangjiang River, north-south Beijing-Guangzhou railway traffic throughout the city of Zhuzhou, Hunan ---- Lu Town of the county. where the beautiful mountains, beautiful scenery, it is south Lu Jiang, with Mao Zedong's peasant movement visit the site ---- V sloping ridge; Sipan Xiangjiang River, a scenic ---- Xiaoxiang ethereal shore. She was there had a golden childhood.
childhood was happy. before she had before the birth, her mother had a fantastic idea: If a girl to want her natural beauty, singing and dancing, to life optimal level. Therefore, she .
to 4 years old, her own every afternoon while carrying a small stool on the red card in the radio listen to children's programs, the caused by the resonance of her young heart, she was completely immersed in the picturesque, Cantabile waves of exciting. a program to teach children to sing is a the national flag, national flag and more beautiful every day rose in the glow in ... ... She is not only good grades, but also like painting, calligraphy, singing, dancing, in particular, like music, often extract Balzac, the music of the famous Wilhelm. every tear his voice shouting dedication, . sung from the mouth of Zhuzhou Lu, sung from the provincial capital of Changsha, Zhuzhou, Changsha, sung from the capital city of Beijing. mouth, 1990, Rita's father and mother took her and her brother, specially moved from the Town of Zhuzhou City, Lu.
Zhuzhou little lark
1991 年 4 13, king of Rita to a The first 3 dollars a person went to school to participate in Ho Au examination of Zhuzhou City Children Art Troupe, a folk song Ye Hao, go back to your parents that the need to cultivate. Li Zhizhong your teacher taught me to sing, to pay half the tuition fees. for help, tuition installments to settle. Li readily agreed.
Rita since he joined City Children's Art Troupe, met the talented artist, singing skills made great progress, but also an experienced teacher who learned Lee a lot of truth in life. I remember once she came back class, suddenly asked: fantasy, the total long dreams and aspirations of their own ... ... / p>
saying: years, Rita Wang participated in the Urban, negative heart, in July 1993 she was awarded the City Professional Drum School was performed, and the city of Zhuzhou Teachers professional vocal child and vocational schools, while three schools to be admitted. Rita happy to jump up and ask, look, said to her: Reading School of Arts, when the singer! she learned that the province of the province's admission to the School of Arts, she is one of the two good seedling, optimistic about her as a teacher, the students were cast envious eyes, her confidence that feel Drum play is a kind of folk arts, traditional opera, with strong ethnic flavor, and its performing arts can be a path of future development of vocal art foundation stone.
4 years, her hard practice, culture, professional all the subjects in 85 points or more, she practice incredibly hard, according to a classmate recalls: where in the campus met her casually, with a total Lian Gongfu see her wearing, carrying exercise stick. her singing, reading, doing, playing all-round development, performance, vocal music go hand in hand. good drum performance, with singing mellow, graceful figure, realistic performance characteristics of the best artistes Drum Section, in Award), well done the role.
1996 年 fast the day before summer vacation, the principal suddenly said to her: bang for university studies, so that the community know you! There is also Yu Kaiji teacher learning.
watched from the universities of professional, cultural, closer examination of the day, she myriad of thoughts, no way to sort out, think of school teachers, home crowd's expectations, told ... ..., said to his mother: I want to test Beijing. year, not two years, not three years! Hengshan brought her back engraved with the struggle to succeed, br> 1997 年 3 12, a time when enrollment in Hunan People's Liberation Army Institute of the Arts, Wang Rita apply for a vocal and musical theater professionals. first test, due to her vocal, performance, dance very well, has won the favor of many examiners. A Examiner female dance teacher asked: asked Wang Rita you have to come to Beijing!
1997 年 3 on the 19th, accompanied by his mother, and she resolutely set foot on the 88 Beijing-bound express train, took part in the military arts of the retest. Second Test Third Test pass, ranking, the top, physical examination is also qualified, her mother said: said: impart all the knowledge, she eagerly absorbed, but also invited the teachers counseling after school tutoring. He said: acceptance letter arrived, the king of China Conservatory of Music Rita is not only admitted, but lucky enough to be president of the China Conservatory, China's most prestigious educator Professor Jin Tielin received as a close disciple. heard the news, she was excited again and again asked myself this is not dreaming! a teacher who is a less reputable people, train Peng Liyuan, Yan Weiwen, Song Zuying, Zhang Ye, Liu Bindeng a large number of famous singers and artists. This is not true, somewhat suspect, but it really is true. The late king how Rita could not sleep, secretly set: the immediately closed as her tutor.
Wang Lida
in under the careful guidance of Professor Jin Tielin, Wang Rita spent five years of university life low, hot and cold, causing a sore throat, along with tight play is not normal, the results did not enter the individual final, to be step out the door step, the tears are pouring my heart continuously meditation: Teacher, I'm sorry you, your voice is the best teacher, but brings out a disappointing students. As she can not afford to climb the , the courage to face when a teacher who first called, not only did not criticize her, but he kept encouraging her: did not say you have to win a prize, even after you With the idea doomed to failure, to participate in the competition, so eager to bring pressure to win, but you can not negative the moment, can not give up, this is a singer should have the quality and character. . When 'I can do it' the three characters into a belief that as time goes by quietly sink into your heart, your singing potential will be tapped to your teacher, you really grow up, succeed. Wang Rita somehow become the second prize from the prize, Wang Rita said: When the host announced the results, I could not help crying, but said nothing, as if nothing had happened. Soon Competition results are correction, Wang Rita finally got the first prize of their own national certification. Wang Rita through two national contest of the psychological training. of course, more importantly, access to sharpen his mind and body and life of new accumulation. Life itself is filled with many ups and downs, victory comes to those who brave the former monk. fall in the struggle, I will place in the fall climb together, I believe that the opportunities and strengths in both their cases, I will attack again, to realize the college oath. more and more intense, especially hard work to learn the door's art classes, will teach the class the knowledge and skills, while practical, while thinking, increased ability to comprehend. University before graduation, Professor Jin Tielin CCTV in an interview, said: Rita Wang Singing now in range to complete the general opera, folk songs, art songs and songs no technical obstacles. It should be said in her final two years of college five years is the key to her character formed. After five years of systematic and comprehensive vocal training, her singing have matured, and some skills to manage difficult and emotional span of the works, she is a powerful and promising folk singer. China's gold play, because she has a good foundation and the national opera singing skills, the gold that the characters are very successful 2002 year in February, as a member of the Delegation of Chinese artists took part in the anniversary of Thai-Chinese diplomatic relations twenty-seven access to performance .
2002 年 6 months, 5 years after the King of sharpening and desire to succeed Rita, finally ushered in the Qi Zhang is too tailored home a piece, their feelings are shocked when they sing Hill customs information to digest. sang, the lyric soft, gently touching, extremely rich, both the strong flavor of the times, there are strong ethnic style, eventually winning 99.15 points, professional excellence silver folk singing group Award.
2003 年 11 月 to the first performance the audience favorite singer won the mission to the Philippines, the United States, Canada, Mexico visit and performance, praised by the audience.
Rita King Award, the mind is calm, go step by step, she felt today, this is only the beginning of a singing career, after a long way to go very long. reporter asked her: Wang Rita
quenching, several vocal competitions in the country won gold and silver medals in the experience, the evening of June 2, the young king of the General Political Department singer Rita Military Song and Dance Troupe, and finally become more mature in her concert in Beijing Poly held a successful solo concert. This table entitled graduation report shows, also expressed her parents and friends, mentor Jintie Lin, Ma Qiuhua couples and forces sincere thanks comrade.
night of the performance, in the midst of the national flag colors of red based on the stage, four white, two ornamental columns erected column side, accompaniment accompaniment, she sang the first song is the king of Rita in her long singing career is not achieved substantive results. Meanwhile, as an entry not only to bring their record of the king of the impact of Rita CCTV Young Singer of the 11th gold medal game of regret unsuccessful, but also full of the songs of her After the match been widely sung and happy surprise.
concert, she sang the opera Though quite difficult, but both the king Rita smooth high-pitched singing the wonderful drama, won applause from all over the court, also won praise mentor Jin Tielin. She sang from the songwriter Ren Yi, India for the ongoing army green Arts Festival created the ninth song, At the meeting, Wang Rita sang 14 songs, the audience, not a sense of fun and continue to invite them back with a warm applause field. Finally, a warm and high-pitched singing Lida Jia Wang Xinjiang folk song WANG Yu-xiang, political commissar of political song and dance ensemble, said: responsibility of the General Political Department to promote the theme song and dance, and constantly develop and launch for the majority of the people and loved by the troops of young artists, is a bounden duty, the regiment will continue for the next king of Rita This young singer who held solo concerts.
2003 9 months, the famous composer Xu Peidong to Changsha, Hunan, lectures on the king to give a high evaluation of Rita, he said: there are hundreds of folk songs have his voice, there are images, but can out of it? impossible, very few people out, have a remarkable ability to work hard, to seize the opportunities. Rita is a very powerful king, She tension, range width, pitch to B, a very wide range, equivalent to two octaves is full, so not many people ah. I pay attention to the creation of singing, my songs are in the 8-10 degrees between, I like the singing ability of the people.
Speaking Xu Peidong teacher, Rita sighed deeply, and Xu is my art teacher has a remarkable influence on the road mentor, I remember when I was in elementary school, especially like sing the There will be personality
charm, with the sincere will have artistic skills. This year, I had seen him going to teach me to sing a song, simply tailored with me, and I really like it. < br> flying out of the military since childhood lark
Wang Rita wanted to soldiers, perhaps affected by the mother. my mother always said, 14 years old when the literary soldiers were brushed down his life unable to do so. Army Arts exam, this subject matter as the king of Rita improvisation piece, performed Realistic .2002 August, over the years wish came true, when she came to the camp received 3 months of military training, she found it hard soldier troops stationed in Shanxi, a hill into the ditch, pressure is very low, coupled with lack of acclimatization, diet not used to seeing the body of a support no less than every day, had to rely on medication to maintain oxygen, is a kind of cook could not stand to have to each days to supply her with an egg. she was particularly moved, so no matter how uncomfortable, she insisted, and other soldiers every morning, like get up at five points with 4 minutes, folded quilt, and then running training hard every day in addition to completing the training, but also for the officers and soldiers Wang Rita performed daily, each time she would commit yourself to a good concert every song, so that the training of officers and men more than happy, happy. Each show the troops under Wang Rita always very careful to get the troops home. After a year of military life, her whim, I am a glorious female, especially in uniform power and prestige, why not have a voice to express their songs? so you have a famous songwriter, the third China Golden Eagle TV Art theme song, Xu Peidong vice president of the Fiesta.
last ten days of the Seventh China's Golden Bell Award for Vocal Group concluded the final in Guangzhou. In the highest threshold of this industry-recognized event, many new faces in the audience actually surprised to find a familiar face She is the young singer in China - Wang Xiang sister, Rita. and the second entry of the king of Rita did not disappoint viewers who like her, the vocal group, the only national gold medal into her arms.
back in 2001 years, or new people to participate in the inaugural King of Rita Golden Bell Award, and winning a bronze medal in the excellent results, external evaluation, Hunan folk singers and successors. again after a lapse of 8 years to participate in the current highest-vocal event Rita's many friends around the king would not recognize, he
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believe that the current king of Rita's body position to participate in the competition without different from the adventure, voice was hesitant to Rita King, Rita King, but eventually took his plate. Another entry to the king to make a decision because Rita is in June this year, she opened his own solo concerts, as well as her graduate school concert. < br> The King of Rita is the Propaganda Department of the Arts Council by the General Political Department to submit the players, the game 10 days to over five hurdles. Although the stage has been performed in numerous sessions, have experienced such a large-scale performances Spring Festival Gala But the face of such a serious event Golden Bell Awards, Wang Rita admitted there will be a little nervous. the final night, when a big red dress and appearance of the king of Rita on stage, the audience will warm the audience buying tickets to the drum from their hands by virtue of their excellent play sound, 13 showed the judges the same time is a fraction - 9.89 pm, the undisputed king of Rita to a game-high points in this tournament folk group will be the only gold medal in the bag in. After the game, as the Li Gu Yi, deputy director of the jury, but also came with a strong accent from his congratulations to the fellow, 4 Hunan Flower Drum Opera professional art school of training, 8 years China Conservatory of Music undergraduate, graduate of the forging, the General Political Department Song and Dance 6 years service life for the soldiers
1978, the king of Rita was born in Xiangjiang River, north-south Beijing-Guangzhou railway traffic throughout the city of Zhuzhou, Hunan ---- Lu Town of the county. where the beautiful mountains, beautiful scenery, it is south Lu Jiang, with Mao Zedong's peasant movement visit the site ---- V sloping ridge; Sipan Xiangjiang River, a scenic ---- Xiaoxiang ethereal shore. She was there had a golden childhood.
childhood was happy. before she had before the birth, her mother had a fantastic idea: If a girl to want her natural beauty, singing and dancing, to life optimal level. Therefore, she .
to 4 years old, her own every afternoon while carrying a small stool on the red card in the radio listen to children's programs, the caused by the resonance of her young heart, she was completely immersed in the picturesque, Cantabile waves of exciting. a program to teach children to sing is a the national flag, national flag and more beautiful every day rose in the glow in ... ... She is not only good grades, but also like painting, calligraphy, singing, dancing, in particular, like music, often extract Balzac, the music of the famous Wilhelm. every tear his voice shouting dedication, . sung from the mouth of Zhuzhou Lu, sung from the provincial capital of Changsha, Zhuzhou, Changsha, sung from the capital city of Beijing. mouth, 1990, Rita's father and mother took her and her brother, specially moved from the Town of Zhuzhou City, Lu.
Zhuzhou little lark
1991 年 4 13, king of Rita to a The first 3 dollars a person went to school to participate in Ho Au examination of Zhuzhou City Children Art Troupe, a folk song Ye Hao, go back to your parents that the need to cultivate. Li Zhizhong your teacher taught me to sing, to pay half the tuition fees. for help, tuition installments to settle. Li readily agreed.
Rita since he joined City Children's Art Troupe, met the talented artist, singing skills made great progress, but also an experienced teacher who learned Lee a lot of truth in life. I remember once she came back class, suddenly asked: fantasy, the total long dreams and aspirations of their own ... ... / p>
saying: years, Rita Wang participated in the Urban, negative heart, in July 1993 she was awarded the City Professional Drum School was performed, and the city of Zhuzhou Teachers professional vocal child and vocational schools, while three schools to be admitted. Rita happy to jump up and ask, look, said to her: Reading School of Arts, when the singer! she learned that the province of the province's admission to the School of Arts, she is one of the two good seedling, optimistic about her as a teacher, the students were cast envious eyes, her confidence that feel Drum play is a kind of folk arts, traditional opera, with strong ethnic flavor, and its performing arts can be a path of future development of vocal art foundation stone.
4 years, her hard practice, culture, professional all the subjects in 85 points or more, she practice incredibly hard, according to a classmate recalls: where in the campus met her casually, with a total Lian Gongfu see her wearing, carrying exercise stick. her singing, reading, doing, playing all-round development, performance, vocal music go hand in hand. good drum performance, with singing mellow, graceful figure, realistic performance characteristics of the best artistes Drum Section, in Award), well done the role.
1996 年 fast the day before summer vacation, the principal suddenly said to her: bang for university studies, so that the community know you! There is also Yu Kaiji teacher learning.
watched from the universities of professional, cultural, closer examination of the day, she myriad of thoughts, no way to sort out, think of school teachers, home crowd's expectations, told ... ..., said to his mother: I want to test Beijing. year, not two years, not three years! Hengshan brought her back engraved with the struggle to succeed, br> 1997 年 3 12, a time when enrollment in Hunan People's Liberation Army Institute of the Arts, Wang Rita apply for a vocal and musical theater professionals. first test, due to her vocal, performance, dance very well, has won the favor of many examiners. A Examiner female dance teacher asked: asked Wang Rita you have to come to Beijing!
1997 年 3 on the 19th, accompanied by his mother, and she resolutely set foot on the 88 Beijing-bound express train, took part in the military arts of the retest. Second Test Third Test pass, ranking, the top, physical examination is also qualified, her mother said: said: impart all the knowledge, she eagerly absorbed, but also invited the teachers counseling after school tutoring. He said: acceptance letter arrived, the king of China Conservatory of Music Rita is not only admitted, but lucky enough to be president of the China Conservatory, China's most prestigious educator Professor Jin Tielin received as a close disciple. heard the news, she was excited again and again asked myself this is not dreaming! a teacher who is a less reputable people, train Peng Liyuan, Yan Weiwen, Song Zuying, Zhang Ye, Liu Bindeng a large number of famous singers and artists. This is not true, somewhat suspect, but it really is true. The late king how Rita could not sleep, secretly set: the immediately closed as her tutor.
Wang Lida
in under the careful guidance of Professor Jin Tielin, Wang Rita spent five years of university life low, hot and cold, causing a sore throat, along with tight play is not normal, the results did not enter the individual final, to be step out the door step, the tears are pouring my heart continuously meditation: Teacher, I'm sorry you, your voice is the best teacher, but brings out a disappointing students. As she can not afford to climb the , the courage to face when a teacher who first called, not only did not criticize her, but he kept encouraging her: did not say you have to win a prize, even after you With the idea doomed to failure, to participate in the competition, so eager to bring pressure to win, but you can not negative the moment, can not give up, this is a singer should have the quality and character. . When 'I can do it' the three characters into a belief that as time goes by quietly sink into your heart, your singing potential will be tapped to your teacher, you really grow up, succeed. Wang Rita somehow become the second prize from the prize, Wang Rita said: When the host announced the results, I could not help crying, but said nothing, as if nothing had happened. Soon Competition results are correction, Wang Rita finally got the first prize of their own national certification. Wang Rita through two national contest of the psychological training. of course, more importantly, access to sharpen his mind and body and life of new accumulation. Life itself is filled with many ups and downs, victory comes to those who brave the former monk. fall in the struggle, I will place in the fall climb together, I believe that the opportunities and strengths in both their cases, I will attack again, to realize the college oath. more and more intense, especially hard work to learn the door's art classes, will teach the class the knowledge and skills, while practical, while thinking, increased ability to comprehend. University before graduation, Professor Jin Tielin CCTV in an interview, said: Rita Wang Singing now in range to complete the general opera, folk songs, art songs and songs no technical obstacles. It should be said in her final two years of college five years is the key to her character formed. After five years of systematic and comprehensive vocal training, her singing have matured, and some skills to manage difficult and emotional span of the works, she is a powerful and promising folk singer. China's gold play, because she has a good foundation and the national opera singing skills, the gold that the characters are very successful 2002 year in February, as a member of the Delegation of Chinese artists took part in the anniversary of Thai-Chinese diplomatic relations twenty-seven access to performance .
2002 年 6 months, 5 years after the King of sharpening and desire to succeed Rita, finally ushered in the Qi Zhang is too tailored home a piece, their feelings are shocked when they sing Hill customs information to digest. sang, the lyric soft, gently touching, extremely rich, both the strong flavor of the times, there are strong ethnic style, eventually winning 99.15 points, professional excellence silver folk singing group Award.
2003 年 11 月 to the first performance the audience favorite singer won the mission to the Philippines, the United States, Canada, Mexico visit and performance, praised by the audience.
Rita King Award, the mind is calm, go step by step, she felt today, this is only the beginning of a singing career, after a long way to go very long. reporter asked her: Wang Rita
quenching, several vocal competitions in the country won gold and silver medals in the experience, the evening of June 2, the young king of the General Political Department singer Rita Military Song and Dance Troupe, and finally become more mature in her concert in Beijing Poly held a successful solo concert. This table entitled graduation report shows, also expressed her parents and friends, mentor Jintie Lin, Ma Qiuhua couples and forces sincere thanks comrade.
night of the performance, in the midst of the national flag colors of red based on the stage, four white, two ornamental columns erected column side, accompaniment accompaniment, she sang the first song is the king of Rita in her long singing career is not achieved substantive results. Meanwhile, as an entry not only to bring their record of the king of the impact of Rita CCTV Young Singer of the 11th gold medal game of regret unsuccessful, but also full of the songs of her After the match been widely sung and happy surprise.
concert, she sang the opera Though quite difficult, but both the king Rita smooth high-pitched singing the wonderful drama, won applause from all over the court, also won praise mentor Jin Tielin. She sang from the songwriter Ren Yi, India for the ongoing army green Arts Festival created the ninth song, At the meeting, Wang Rita sang 14 songs, the audience, not a sense of fun and continue to invite them back with a warm applause field. Finally, a warm and high-pitched singing Lida Jia Wang Xinjiang folk song WANG Yu-xiang, political commissar of political song and dance ensemble, said: responsibility of the General Political Department to promote the theme song and dance, and constantly develop and launch for the majority of the people and loved by the troops of young artists, is a bounden duty, the regiment will continue for the next king of Rita This young singer who held solo concerts.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Shandong Allegro
Pan in the pan,
pan in the pan,
gossip and we do not speak,
table is a table reading the community mad.
Text of this book called crazy name text scholarly,
a Pure Pure is the man named Lang.
not love dance club,
get the gun does not love,
do not like to drink,
not love prostitutes,
to love reading news scholarly books.
learn Fu Five cars were poor,
destitute poor jingle.
he will not shift the clothes to make money,
water to get money he does not chicken,
own fat he would not self-dealing.
not shabby fashion,
the smoke depends on the heart to tears,
bite picking popular and dependable professionals,
rickshaw whole body did not ring the bell,
cottage look inside to see,
forty-five shelves filled with books ,
wins colorful appliances,
scholarly mouth did not smell of meat.
chic hand well without gold and silver,
wife really does not make Li Liang.
no thieves steal,
Zhima this bookseller mother ye no opening?
out money on a whole ten dollars,
lunch quite smelly socks.
leaders do not know where the house Lane,
saw an officer to tears,
����Ͷ�����,
contact led to Forget that too.
career not smooth sea of books to go,
access to knowledge they have,
kings are beneath contempt,
Only by reading it worthwhile.
no official nature, out of danger,
playing style without side rack,
Zehu blind do not speak,
without calculating the entire people.
mad body also read well,
fragile hand weakness,
vision is not high kidney also virtual,
gastrointestinal disorders, weak nerves,
mane thinning hair loss.
sick day to the hospital,
coma and wake up even the book,
the spirit of holding books,
(character asks) doctor exclaimed:
seen the book which can ill children back to health.
reading is a good temper mad ,
speak softly thin air,
no enemy to provoke,
no rival to his gas.
Although the material a bit short,
knowledge treasure to treasure hunters,
Shangzhi Under astronomy geography,
open-minded does not get angry.
this is:
scholarly smelling people calm,
way of life does not turn white.
mad human scholarly reading,
are we learning a good example!
pan in the pan,
gossip and we do not speak,
table is a table reading the community mad.
Text of this book called crazy name text scholarly,
a Pure Pure is the man named Lang.
not love dance club,
get the gun does not love,
do not like to drink,
not love prostitutes,
to love reading news scholarly books.
learn Fu Five cars were poor,
destitute poor jingle.
he will not shift the clothes to make money,
water to get money he does not chicken,
own fat he would not self-dealing.
not shabby fashion,
the smoke depends on the heart to tears,
bite picking popular and dependable professionals,
rickshaw whole body did not ring the bell,
cottage look inside to see,
forty-five shelves filled with books ,
wins colorful appliances,
scholarly mouth did not smell of meat.
chic hand well without gold and silver,
wife really does not make Li Liang.
no thieves steal,
Zhima this bookseller mother ye no opening?
out money on a whole ten dollars,
lunch quite smelly socks.
leaders do not know where the house Lane,
saw an officer to tears,
����Ͷ�����,
contact led to Forget that too.
career not smooth sea of books to go,
access to knowledge they have,
kings are beneath contempt,
Only by reading it worthwhile.
no official nature, out of danger,
playing style without side rack,
Zehu blind do not speak,
without calculating the entire people.
mad body also read well,
fragile hand weakness,
vision is not high kidney also virtual,
gastrointestinal disorders, weak nerves,
mane thinning hair loss.
sick day to the hospital,
coma and wake up even the book,
the spirit of holding books,
(character asks) doctor exclaimed:
seen the book which can ill children back to health.
reading is a good temper mad ,
speak softly thin air,
no enemy to provoke,
no rival to his gas.
Although the material a bit short,
knowledge treasure to treasure hunters,
Shangzhi Under astronomy geography,
open-minded does not get angry.
this is:
scholarly smelling people calm,
way of life does not turn white.
mad human scholarly reading,
are we learning a good example!
Thursday, December 30, 2010
No one pushed, to go voluntarily before the
Complained about feeling is that people and things in life to define their own ideas. BON ah, I understand that my mind drift to where the. Indecision is the character from childhood are often so I can not stop you want to make up for the feelings of others .
think about it, not happy from the limitations of their own, largely because he may not, because I have been convinced that it deviated from the principle of life, psychological imbalance leads to serious self-denial, so far I do not think Oh do on their own.
for emotional and easy to slowly make my heart full of flowers. BON, you also know how insecure people, holding not go back Oh the name. Now, no people behind me, push me, I do not have voluntarily gone before it? this willingness and courage, the Earth estimates were startled.
I need time to heal, faithfully the mood to vent, complain when it . thank any encouragement to me yesterday, by everyone's understanding and blessing be very happy, thanks to my strict confidence. a little like actor award, the Ha ha.
think about it, not happy from the limitations of their own, largely because he may not, because I have been convinced that it deviated from the principle of life, psychological imbalance leads to serious self-denial, so far I do not think Oh do on their own.
for emotional and easy to slowly make my heart full of flowers. BON, you also know how insecure people, holding not go back Oh the name. Now, no people behind me, push me, I do not have voluntarily gone before it? this willingness and courage, the Earth estimates were startled.
I need time to heal, faithfully the mood to vent, complain when it . thank any encouragement to me yesterday, by everyone's understanding and blessing be very happy, thanks to my strict confidence. a little like actor award, the Ha ha.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Endless joke!
1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings The answer is the guy or girl
foreskin boys because the dumplings are
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, one day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
him every day through a cornfield Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! advised her: ; father said: ? (assuming they speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? < br> Answer: It is about pressure.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: Where are you from? not talk you to death Electric!!! . A: kindergarten next door! Yeah. !
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh ..
The floor was slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why ?
24 hours convenience stores closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing , I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people: < br> One of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty of bamboo Ryoko, high Tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura , yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when it is their HIGH whom my spirit up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, > 27. Jane Zhang said: > babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called ; Huan baby words in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me call me, to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood! !!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he !! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man from twenty h.
roof jump h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
peanuts Because peanut ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: Yan Yan: Mala Ya after falling off the mountain is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB's diary about the
which stay diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has a 0:00. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore yet went in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice said: ; so expensive Oh, but I only came out with 50. ;
boss is a very deep dark voice said: br> which stay, said: take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this one-page quick hh blown open when the last page, which stay forward to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page says:
( Please pull down)
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to pull h.
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can, eventually, pull a little h
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 yuan 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! < br> a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah!
a heating on the road to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the up and down for the sake of lock ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the other tadpoles However, I went suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a divorce on the way to go Hawthorn However, I went suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea bag on the road walk, walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter take on the road However, I went suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the way to go, go the walk suddenly said, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie Online ah!
a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah!
Guan Yu in the way of a walk, suddenly walked, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah!
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, br> I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I are cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: coolies. > then the next week, they started doing manual.
few days later the Germans and the French people find the Japanese gone, looking for a long time, or before they decided to go back after work.
Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head hhh
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand
Mei said: right hand
Little Red says: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, br> and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
boss tried the effect of really good,
So she again went to the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box and he thought it was He's on the away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 dumplings is obviously why the right to change into 5,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the woods in front of you to try h to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. where you have to work? < br> workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I stepped on dog feces really blind will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been the two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised in three years met today with that girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, desperate throw the ring into the sea three days later, the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he see what ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: We are unified with the wash, washing can eat. mining to what? tomatoes in the wash, because I picked the tomatoes. stool.
Therefore, it becomes a on to become a , making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes The results were transformed into a non-horse world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: compiled into a class, we call it cry ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook the black stool stool to see the lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! I ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat eats the mouse been h ..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed , trying to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try about.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
to the front of the computer so the dog is very adept at playing an article has written a very complicated process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
Columbia dating
all of a sudden any connection with the electric toothbrush brother love
today have a new neighbor
toothpaste sister: > cool new neighbor, said: would put such a smelly fart, it must be beef. > Kuan Kung suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said: like roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately gave her to buy eleven roses,
received his send flowers, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers do not have to become double the number,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was eleven she asked Rose representative of what flower,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three decades, had never heard What is the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said: < br> because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a queue there the elderly is very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
President, then I ask what you do before death? Jesus continues to ask: knelt down and cried tears ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said,
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said: people: ha ha h
This is actually a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this North Village jade his father left no sense of h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her h
only because it was the ugly as a kind of contagious plague. < br> The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h
on the sad end of about fifteen years old when the Mood for Love due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h
hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, his mother was only found in h
Seeing his mother cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death
still hold the baby before leaving, as if the think they will go along with her daughter a hh < br> things have died in the mother and child under the plain gradually.
cock crow, but the total time in the night, came the faint sound of h!
Mom! Why do you always do not stay with me? doll!
to quell fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan),
but in order not to make it sound (with the General himself is guilt on the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth
this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h..
while in Door Policy After a series of wars, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over the
finally was removed in the past century the doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of doll faces
to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance .
such a sad story with this baby, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together to go home, I walked h
stone street out there is a note oil lamps to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp
suddenly cropped up slowly in the white smoke white smoke slowly emerging
out a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he spoke: I let you out
Dragon: ;
Dragon: ? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. Long cough a few times, respectively, in three of them spit a mouthful of saliva body gradually began to be white smoke
three lived to the shrouded, Dragon is also gradually disappeared
Three Character Classic in bulk until the white smoke to h
rock or stone, scissors, or scissors, is no longer only a cloth fabric, cloth has successfully turned human!
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
then remark posterity , also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
due to the Memorial, so the body freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out.
just that when the weather is hot,
drops have occurred after thawing the body,
grandson to see in the next, very tense shouting:
one wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do h
h
heard the man thought the cat has nine Mania h
that you gave me 9 Mania it ..
God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death there anyway forget h
9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks h.
results of a train or a past h.
man died h
Why is this?
because the train station compartment with 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: Dad showed me twenty years and find things KB. 66. there was a lady, was driving a red light when half.
traffic pol.ice at her side looking at the red light, green light to change red h
still parked in the road, moving not move.
so traffic police came to ask the young lady: feeling faint,
asked her why she is head down
not say hh
about what I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends
She recently said
go with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h.. day in the
I was surprised to see the street with another of her hands and he
very close
laughing
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I The asking
know he turned out to be medical students h
home also opened a large hospital
my third-rate university students, on which the ratio of A hh ..
the past few days I have been sleeping vain
still want to save feelings between us h..
decision for a long time I would like to send her an apple a day
because I believe
a day keeps a doctor away. If you speak slowly, we can listen to understand! A walk left onto the highway near his home run into bad luck h
police rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asking End After the delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speeds less than 60
70. beautiful must see Oh MM ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water. < br> 2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but each time they are not the same h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features !
Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out a stool stuff ..
life is like, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts with life is like fart ..
stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, only a brave face in silence.
So, as we often say
hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day, a Class A Girls physics teacher sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: teacher Can we not class, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. one day , cockroaches sister ran crying back ..
cockroaches father asked:
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings The answer is the guy or girl
foreskin boys because the dumplings are
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, one day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
him every day through a cornfield Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! advised her: ; father said: ? (assuming they speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? < br> Answer: It is about pressure.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: Where are you from? not talk you to death Electric!!! . A: kindergarten next door! Yeah. !
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh ..
The floor was slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why ?
24 hours convenience stores closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing , I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people: < br> One of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty of bamboo Ryoko, high Tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura , yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when it is their HIGH whom my spirit up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, > 27. Jane Zhang said: > babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called ; Huan baby words in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me call me, to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood! !!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he !! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man from twenty h.
roof jump h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
peanuts Because peanut ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: Yan Yan: Mala Ya after falling off the mountain is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB's diary about the
which stay diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has a 0:00. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore yet went in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice said: ; so expensive Oh, but I only came out with 50. ;
boss is a very deep dark voice said: br> which stay, said: take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this one-page quick hh blown open when the last page, which stay forward to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page says:
( Please pull down)
.
hhhhh .. then pull h
.
.
.
.
to pull h.
.
. < br>.
. fast, then pull one o'clock h
.
.
.
.
.
can, eventually, pull a little h
.
.
.
.
mm-Price read the last page: 3 yuan 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! < br> a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah!
a heating on the road to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the up and down for the sake of lock ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the other tadpoles However, I went suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a divorce on the way to go Hawthorn However, I went suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea bag on the road walk, walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter take on the road However, I went suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the way to go, go the walk suddenly said, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie Online ah!
a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah!
Guan Yu in the way of a walk, suddenly walked, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah!
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, br> I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I are cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: coolies. > then the next week, they started doing manual.
few days later the Germans and the French people find the Japanese gone, looking for a long time, or before they decided to go back after work.
Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head hhh
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand
Mei said: right hand
Little Red says: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, br> and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
boss tried the effect of really good,
So she again went to the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box and he thought it was He's on the away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 dumplings is obviously why the right to change into 5,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the woods in front of you to try h to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. where you have to work? < br> workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I stepped on dog feces really blind will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been the two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised in three years met today with that girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, desperate throw the ring into the sea three days later, the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he see what ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: We are unified with the wash, washing can eat. mining to what? tomatoes in the wash, because I picked the tomatoes. stool.
Therefore, it becomes a on to become a , making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes The results were transformed into a non-horse world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: compiled into a class, we call it cry ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook the black stool stool to see the lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! I ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat eats the mouse been h ..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed , trying to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try about.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
to the front of the computer so the dog is very adept at playing an article has written a very complicated process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
Columbia dating
all of a sudden any connection with the electric toothbrush brother love
today have a new neighbor
toothpaste sister: > cool new neighbor, said: would put such a smelly fart, it must be beef. > Kuan Kung suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said: like roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately gave her to buy eleven roses,
received his send flowers, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers do not have to become double the number,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was eleven she asked Rose representative of what flower,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three decades, had never heard What is the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said: < br> because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a queue there the elderly is very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
President, then I ask what you do before death? Jesus continues to ask: knelt down and cried tears ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said,
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said: people: ha ha h
This is actually a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this North Village jade his father left no sense of h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her h
only because it was the ugly as a kind of contagious plague. < br> The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h
on the sad end of about fifteen years old when the Mood for Love due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h
hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, his mother was only found in h
Seeing his mother cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death
still hold the baby before leaving, as if the think they will go along with her daughter a hh < br> things have died in the mother and child under the plain gradually.
cock crow, but the total time in the night, came the faint sound of h!
Mom! Why do you always do not stay with me? doll!
to quell fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan),
but in order not to make it sound (with the General himself is guilt on the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth
this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h..
while in Door Policy After a series of wars, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over the
finally was removed in the past century the doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of doll faces
to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance .
such a sad story with this baby, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together to go home, I walked h
stone street out there is a note oil lamps to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp
suddenly cropped up slowly in the white smoke white smoke slowly emerging
out a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he spoke: I let you out
Dragon: ;
Dragon: ? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. Long cough a few times, respectively, in three of them spit a mouthful of saliva body gradually began to be white smoke
three lived to the shrouded, Dragon is also gradually disappeared
Three Character Classic in bulk until the white smoke to h
rock or stone, scissors, or scissors, is no longer only a cloth fabric, cloth has successfully turned human!
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
then remark posterity , also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
due to the Memorial, so the body freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out.
just that when the weather is hot,
drops have occurred after thawing the body,
grandson to see in the next, very tense shouting:
one wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do h
h
heard the man thought the cat has nine Mania h
that you gave me 9 Mania it ..
God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death there anyway forget h
9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks h.
results of a train or a past h.
man died h
Why is this?
because the train station compartment with 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: Dad showed me twenty years and find things KB. 66. there was a lady, was driving a red light when half.
traffic pol.ice at her side looking at the red light, green light to change red h
still parked in the road, moving not move.
so traffic police came to ask the young lady: feeling faint,
asked her why she is head down
not say hh
about what I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends
She recently said
go with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h.. day in the
I was surprised to see the street with another of her hands and he
very close
laughing
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I The asking
know he turned out to be medical students h
home also opened a large hospital
my third-rate university students, on which the ratio of A hh ..
the past few days I have been sleeping vain
still want to save feelings between us h..
decision for a long time I would like to send her an apple a day
because I believe
a day keeps a doctor away. If you speak slowly, we can listen to understand! A walk left onto the highway near his home run into bad luck h
police rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asking End After the delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speeds less than 60
70. beautiful must see Oh MM ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water. < br> 2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but each time they are not the same h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features !
Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out a stool stuff ..
life is like, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts with life is like fart ..
stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, only a brave face in silence.
So, as we often say
hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day, a Class A Girls physics teacher sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: teacher Can we not class, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. one day , cockroaches sister ran crying back ..
cockroaches father asked:
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