Monkey that so bad

 Wukong, the division turned to condoms. . .
Monkey: Monkey King, you become a BMW it, rain, horses can not ride friends.
Monkey: Monkey King, you become a condom now, today, a teacher must personally pick up the banshee.
Monkey: Monkey King, you become a Viagra it, today a teacher must personally pick up the banshee until she begged for mercy.
Monkey: This is boring. . . Wukong. . . You become a female elves. . .
one day passing through the desert, clamoring to banshee monk, but around a desolate, not to mention goblins, even the ants to be found.
Monkey: Monkey King. . . You become a banshee it!
Goku refused.
monk went to see Journey, Journey excuse to lose weight, slipped while doing push-ups go.
go Drifting, Drifting excuse soy sauce, ran away.
Tang Seng angry, and came back to find Goku: Goku, you do not become a banshee, as a teacher to read the magic spell it!
Wukong thought, the Pig is doing push-ups into a banshee.
monk and a banshee is a house on fire, did not expect a premature ejaculation. Tang Seng is very frustrating.
out to find Goku: Goku, soon becoming Viagra now!
Wukong imagined, directly to the Pig into a Viagra.
One morning, whining monk and said to banshee. Goku is tired of his nagging, went out to look, after a while to bring back a banshee Tang Seng tent.
monk pitched battle to the evening, was satisfied to come out.
Monkey King: Master, banshee to the Heart?
Monkey: Not bad, white and plump, but I could not move, do not speak, nor JIAO bed!
Suddenly, Drifting hurried over: Master, big brother, two brothers disappeared the morning, I found a day is not found, do not know where he has gone!
Pig always be turned into banshee let monk out, be dangerous and annoying, and the total looking for revenge.
day, the monk and clamoring for banshee, all out to find Goku and Drifting, Pig Paode Man, was caught monk. Had no option but has become a banshee. But the monk happens to the interest that must Pig mouth BAO, Pig was very angry, a bit put off JJ Tang Seng, and the pain monk rolling on the ground. At this time Goku and Drifting with the two Ruhuasiyu banshee back, jumped up from the ground screaming monk about: Get out of my Journey into JJ, as a teacher today to personally pick up the two female witch!
any monk to pass the place were all caught on banshee fled, so the monk can not do so often. One night, monk relieve themselves up, suddenly caught hold Pig is sex with a female demon. . . Monkey furious: Journey to step down! For the teacher to personally pick up the banshee!
Pig Xing is the head, cried and said: Master, not with the 3P it?
Monkey: Yes!

then again into a banshee Pig
told me. You laughed. Replies if you do not laugh it is your wrong.

Write a bird ~

 First, there is no
this winter, no snow nothing

even God is not willing to charity

not quite cold outside, the streets crowded
all wear a down jacket. Hat scarves around
sunny, like a door,
or squeezed into the wind, knocked over a mirror in the mirror
bare my neck, my bloated body

like a blind man, ignoring the terrible winter
a bean, and stop in the soil of the manic and anxiety
I learned camouflage, and with them, in the city's winter
accumulation of energy
< br> Spring Flowers in the open, they are cursing this damn
spring, no hint of green
not long cool spring, the ice was crying tears through the loose soil

a little bit ... ...
not

Second, I want to

I want to lie cheat and then dividing the spoils when the

go I want to lie to a liar

calculating time calculating
others, wary of calculations by others


trick I is not high. But I will lie to get money
I want, I want to lie to the house
I want to eat, smoke
I want to mob corruption, I want the sound card, buy a guitar
place to buy live, buy a Mac < br> I want to lie to a woman cross


home three years ago

many years ago, I left the infant
silently accept the summer heat and winter cold < br> I have long hair, in the early morning hours, while the neighbors not to buy bread
, steamed buns with his stove

many years ago, I dressed in the cold lonely night
wrapped, Shop Black Cotton sheets
Chuaizhuo only money, buy the drinks cold

many years ago, I touched the black light to pass through the night
, corruption and humble villages
wide variety of restaurants around my lips and saliva fragrance
three feet, secretly sad

many years ago, I was rummaging
dawn tough, hard to find cigarette butts off the ideal pumping

< br> However, this is many years ago
many years, I put on my first pair of pointed shoes,
rock village dogs can still bite out of me many years ago, poor and lowly.

Daikin Law 19 Enterprise Management

 Literacy
Blue Stearns principle: when you climb, the ladder must be kept clean, otherwise you may slip down.
author: U.S. management expert blue Stearns.
Comments: there are degrees of advance and retreat, not only to the horns of a dilemma; hate, are forgotten, and side to Rain or shine.
Luwei Si theorem: they want to be humble is not to bad, but did not want to own.
author: American psychologist h. Luwei Si.
Comments: If they want to be good, it is easy to think too badly of others.
Tories have theorem: tests whether a person's intellectual superior, just look at the same time my mind can hold two opposing ideas and stifle the life skills to act.
author: Tory French social psychologists have hm.
Comments: thinking can be the opposite may be complementary to each other.

2, the governing
Hedgehog Theory: The hedgehog warm in cold weather to move closer to each other, but maintain a certain distance, so as not to hurt each other.
Comments: important way to maintain a close, but maintain an appropriate distance.
minnow effect: the minnows from individual to individual weak and often gregarious and a natural leader with a strong person. Head minnows this section control the behavior of the part of the back of the head cut off, this fish will lose self-control, action is also disturbed, but the other minnows are still blindly follow as before.
author: German zoologists Horst.
Comments: 1, under the leadership of the tragedy is always making.
2, subordinates feel that the most boring thing is that they follow the leadership of one of the worst.
Lei Baofu rule: when you start to establish cooperation and trust to keep in mind our language:
1, the most important of the eight characters is this: I admit I made mistakes.
2, the seven words are: You did a great thing!
3, the most important words are: how about you?
4, the most important word is : Let's do it together!
5, the most important words are: worth a try!
6, the most important words are: Thank you!
7, the most important word is : Let.
8, the most important word is: you. Author: U.S. management expert Leibao Fu.
Comments: Remember always to use, it will make you more effective.
Lober Theorem: For a manager, the most important thing is not the case when your presence, but when you are not there what happened.
author: U.S. management expert r. Lober.
Comment: If you want to listen to your subordinates, then when you're not around to listen when they do not know who was.
3, communication
Steiner theorem: Where is the less you say, where to hear more.
author: Steiner st American psychologist.
Comments: Only good to listen to others in order to better tell their own.
Fei Sinuo theorem: one two ears but only one mouth, which means that people should listen more and speak less.
author: United Airlines president and general manager of British l. Fei Sinuo.
Comments: put too much, said the barriers will be done.
complain effect: Those who complain the company has people who work, or the owner of that company must be better than no such person or such person buried in the belly of the complaints the company to be much more successful.
author: University of Michigan Institute for Social Research
1, complaints are the catalyst for changing the status quo unreasonable.
2, although not always right complaints, but the complaints seriously but always right.
lightning rod effect: In the top of tall buildings to install a metal rod, metal wire and buried in the ground a piece of metal plates connected together, using metal rods of the point discharge, the clouds brought the power and ground power
gradually and in order to avoid the lightning protection of buildings, etc..
Comments: sparse is good pass, will be able to lead safe.
4, coordination
combined effects of amino acids: proteins composed of 8 amino acids the human body as long as there is a lack of content, the other 7 can not synthesize proteins.


Comments: When are indispensable when one is everything. MiG -25
effect: the former Soviet MiG -25 fighter jet developed many components are lagging behind compared with the United States, but the designer to consider the overall performance, it can lift, speed, should be br> emergency response and so became a world-class.
Comment: The so-called best overall, but the best combination of the individual.
run effect: the new assembly machine, through the use of a certain period, the friction surface finish and more traces of processing encrypted together.
Comments: To achieve a complete fit, both sides must make the necessary let go.
5, guide
Potter Theorem: When subjected to a lot of criticism, often only remember the beginning of the lower number, the rest is not listening, because they are too busy thinking about the beginning of arguments to refute the criticism.
author: British behavioral scientist lw Potter
Comments: looking under the total errors, was a leader of the biggest mistakes.
Blue Stearns Law: work with a friend, than to work under his father, much more interesting.
author: U.S. management expert blue Stearns
Comments: respectable not amiable, so it is hard Jing; the right not Viagra, often lose power.
Gilbert's Law: the most compelling signal the work of the crisis, no one will tell you what to do.
author: UK expert manpower training
Gilbert b. Comment: The real dangerous thing is no one to talk to you at risk.
authority implied effect: a chemist, said he will test a bottle of odor propagation speed, 15 seconds after he opened the bottle, the front row of students that raised their hands, said he smelled the odor, and the back of the others
hand held one after another, have said they also smell, in fact, nothing in the bottle.
Comments: superstition and the gullible, the blind will follow blindly.
6, Theorem organization
O'Neill: All politics are local.
author: O'Neill, former U.S. House of Representatives President of
Comments: Only to personal experience to the masses only think that is true.
orientation effect: an experimental social psychologist had done: to convene a meeting to let people in the free choice of seats, after a short break to re-enter the indoor outdoor seating, so five to six times, most are made
people choose their first sat seat.
Comment: Those who identified themselves, most people do not want to change it easily.
Archer Boone theorem: If you meet people and not know, or forget his name, that your company is too big points.
author: British Stephen. Directed by Aaron Joseph Theatre. Archer Boone Comment: Once the shop stalls too large, it is hard to take care of everything it.
7, culture
Ji Gele theorem: just life itself, not only do not need any exercise the day after tomorrow.
author: U.S. training experts  Comments: No water, no vast plot, people do not care not taught.
dog mastiff effect: when the young Tibetan grow teeth and can bite dog, the owner put them on a no food and water in a closed environment so that these puppies autocorrelation biting, what is left of a alive
the dog, the dog known as the Mastiff. It is said that ten to generate a mastiff dog.
Comments: dilemma is to create strong schools.