Endless joke!

 1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings The answer is the guy or girl
foreskin boys because the dumplings are
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, one day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
him every day through a cornfield Tin

but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! advised her: ; father said: ? (assuming they speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? < br> Answer: It is about pressure.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: Where are you from? not talk you to death Electric!!! . A: kindergarten next door! Yeah. !

white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh ..
The floor was slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why ?
24 hours convenience stores closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing , I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people: < br> One of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty of bamboo Ryoko, high Tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura , yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when it is their HIGH whom my spirit up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, > 27. Jane Zhang said: > babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called ; Huan baby words in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me call me, to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood! !!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he !! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man from twenty h.
roof jump h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
peanuts Because peanut ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: Yan Yan: Mala Ya after falling off the mountain is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB's diary about the
which stay diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has a 0:00. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore yet went in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice said: ; so expensive Oh, but I only came out with 50. ;
boss is a very deep dark voice said: br> which stay, said: take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this one-page quick hh blown open when the last page, which stay forward to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page says:
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 yuan 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! < br> a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah!
a heating on the road to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the up and down for the sake of lock ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the other tadpoles However, I went suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a divorce on the way to go Hawthorn However, I went suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea bag on the road walk, walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter take on the road However, I went suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the way to go, go the walk suddenly said, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie Online ah!
a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah!
Guan Yu in the way of a walk, suddenly walked, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah!
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, br> I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I are cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: coolies. > then the next week, they started doing manual.
few days later the Germans and the French people find the Japanese gone, looking for a long time, or before they decided to go back after work.
Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head hhh
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand
Mei said: right hand
Little Red says: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, br> and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
boss tried the effect of really good,
So she again went to the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box and he thought it was He's on the away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 dumplings is obviously why the right to change into 5,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the woods in front of you to try h to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. where you have to work? < br> workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I stepped on dog feces really blind will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been the two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised in three years met today with that girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, desperate throw the ring into the sea three days later, the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he see what ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: We are unified with the wash, washing can eat. mining to what? tomatoes in the wash, because I picked the tomatoes. stool.
Therefore, it becomes a on to become a , making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes The results were transformed into a non-horse world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: compiled into a class, we call it cry ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook the black stool stool to see the lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! I ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat eats the mouse been h ..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger

55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed , trying to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try about.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
to the front of the computer so the dog is very adept at playing an article has written a very complicated process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
Columbia dating
all of a sudden any connection with the electric toothbrush brother love
today have a new neighbor
toothpaste sister: > cool new neighbor, said: would put such a smelly fart, it must be beef. > Kuan Kung suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said: like roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately gave her to buy eleven roses,
received his send flowers, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers do not have to become double the number,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was eleven she asked Rose representative of what flower,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three decades, had never heard What is the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said: < br> because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a queue there the elderly is very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
President, then I ask what you do before death? Jesus continues to ask: knelt down and cried tears ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said,
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said: people: ha ha h
This is actually a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this North Village jade his father left no sense of h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her h
only because it was the ugly as a kind of contagious plague. < br> The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h
on the sad end of about fifteen years old when the Mood for Love due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h
hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, his mother was only found in h
Seeing his mother cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death
still hold the baby before leaving, as if the think they will go along with her daughter a hh < br> things have died in the mother and child under the plain gradually.
cock crow, but the total time in the night, came the faint sound of h!
Mom! Why do you always do not stay with me? doll!
to quell fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan),
but in order not to make it sound (with the General himself is guilt on the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth
this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h..
while in Door Policy After a series of wars, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over the
finally was removed in the past century the doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of doll faces
to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance .
such a sad story with this baby, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together to go home, I walked h
stone street out there is a note oil lamps to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp
suddenly cropped up slowly in the white smoke white smoke slowly emerging
out a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he spoke: I let you out
Dragon: ;
Dragon: ? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. Long cough a few times, respectively, in three of them spit a mouthful of saliva body gradually began to be white smoke
three lived to the shrouded, Dragon is also gradually disappeared
Three Character Classic in bulk until the white smoke to h
rock or stone, scissors, or scissors, is no longer only a cloth fabric, cloth has successfully turned human!
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote:
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cloth successful, become a man.
then remark posterity , also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
due to the Memorial, so the body freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out.
just that when the weather is hot,
drops have occurred after thawing the body,
grandson to see in the next, very tense shouting:
one wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do h
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heard the man thought the cat has nine Mania h
that you gave me 9 Mania it ..
God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death there anyway forget h
9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks h.
results of a train or a past h.
man died h
Why is this?
because the train station compartment with 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: Dad showed me twenty years and find things KB. 66. there was a lady, was driving a red light when half.
traffic pol.ice at her side looking at the red light, green light to change red h
still parked in the road, moving not move.
so traffic police came to ask the young lady: feeling faint,
asked her why she is head down
not say hh
about what I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends
She recently said
go with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h.. day in the
I was surprised to see the street with another of her hands and he
very close
laughing
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I The asking
know he turned out to be medical students h
home also opened a large hospital
my third-rate university students, on which the ratio of A hh ..
the past few days I have been sleeping vain
still want to save feelings between us h..

decision for a long time I would like to send her an apple a day

because I believe
a day keeps a doctor away. If you speak slowly, we can listen to understand! A walk left onto the highway near his home run into bad luck h
police rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asking End After the delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speeds less than 60
70. beautiful must see Oh MM ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water. < br> 2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but each time they are not the same h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features !
Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out a stool stuff ..
life is like, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts with life is like fart ..
stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, only a brave face in silence.
So, as we often say
hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day, a Class A Girls physics teacher sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: teacher Can we not class, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. one day , cockroaches sister ran crying back ..
cockroaches father asked: